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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

agreed…

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

agreed…

ohmanilostmypants:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

i wanna get lost.

thetallblacknerd:

chokesngags:

tastefullyoffensive:

[oatmeal]

Lmfaooooooo the fucking faces! Hahahaha

the accuracy tho

amandathewicked:

caesaretluna:

                     Write Real People
                    click and drag game

  • ONE RULE: DON’T CLICK AND DRAG UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE!
  • if you want me to add anything just write me. i’ll add that and update the post!
  • MBTI

I love all the click and drag games on Tumblr and after I read an article about diversity in YA books, I wanted to make a click and drag “game” myself. (i think this was the article, but i’m not sure, sorry)

  • UPDATED THE GIFSET
  • NOW WITH GENDER IDENTITY/SEX INSTEAD OF GENDER AND SEX

[part 2]

Awesome

I need to bleed until the hunger is gone and fuck the pain away. and yet I smile back at the parasites that smile at me as they burrow their way through my flesh and into my soul. for even though I know they have no interest in me beyond filling their own glut until I can satisfy them no longer, I still gladly spread my arms and invite their multitude to make me their host. because even dying slowly from being covered in their poisoned touch, its better than being alone…

nudityandnerdery:

geekgirlsmash:

kissthulu:

morganosaurus:

beardycoxmilkshakeman:

aamporas:

the power of consistently failed attempts at seduction

The power to make good milkshakes and have a beard?In case I already am the superhero I am destined to be.

The power to mercilessly crush my prey in my powerful jaws! …But be unable to do pushups due to my short armspan.

I am the elder god of osculation…FEAR ME!!! I mean…KISS ME!!!

My name was inspired by The Hulk…so, um, I turn into a shorter giant green rage monster that throws giant d20’s at people?

Well, I guess my costume choices are made for me…

LMFAO! I am rule 34. My power is the ability to take anything, no matter how innocently intended, and sexuality it. I do this in ways that are frequently disturbing and not soon forgotten…

nudityandnerdery:

geekgirlsmash:

kissthulu:

morganosaurus:

beardycoxmilkshakeman:

aamporas:

the power of consistently failed attempts at seduction

The power to make good milkshakes and have a beard?

In case I already am the superhero I am destined to be.

The power to mercilessly crush my prey in my powerful jaws! …But be unable to do pushups due to my short armspan.

I am the elder god of osculation…FEAR ME!!! I mean…KISS ME!!!

My name was inspired by The Hulk…so, um, I turn into a shorter giant green rage monster that throws giant d20’s at people?

Well, I guess my costume choices are made for me…

LMFAO! I am rule 34. My power is the ability to take anything, no matter how innocently intended, and sexuality it. I do this in ways that are frequently disturbing and not soon forgotten…

heroin-temptation:

diton:

I think this speaks for anyone who craves yet cannot get ahold of drugs at all.

me me me.

heroin-temptation:

diton:

I think this speaks for anyone who craves yet cannot get ahold of drugs at all.

me me me.